A classic dad cap with a sly, deadpan embroidered message—subtle humor stitched into everyday wear. The low-profile, unstructured crown and precurved Permacurv® visor give it a worn-in, comfortable feel from the first wear. The muted woodland palette and stitched text read casual and understated, so it slips into outdoor routines, weekend errands, and laid-back social moments without screaming for attention. The adjustable hideaway strap with antique brass buckle lets you fine-tune the fit while keeping the silhouette clean. Wear it on morning hikes, bonfire nights, or while tinkering in the garage—this cap nods to quiet confidence and dry wit.
Product features - Unstructured low-profile 6-panel crown for a relaxed fit - Precurved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching - Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet - 100% cotton (Green Camo variant: 65% polyester, 35% cotton) with sewn-in label and brand sticker - Adult sizing with eyelets on each panel for breathability
Care instructions - Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
